Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Cola Flavored Soy Milk

Humans are resourceful creatures. Some cannot digest the milk of cows and must consume a noxious brew made from beans. Luckily scientists have created Cola Flavored Soy Milk which allows this liquid to be consumed with happiness.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Humans (and Crows) can eat Pizza every day and be healthy

Dan Janssen has eaten pizza for almost every meal for a quarter of a century.

"Nothing to me tastes as good as pizza" he said. "Why should I eat a carrot when I can eat pizza?"

Janssen [...] said he usually eats two 14-inch pizzas a day. In college, he worked at Domino's to ensure a steady supply.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Jimmy Dean Pancakes and Sausage on a Stick - Chocolate Chip Flavor


Another great food discovery. Click below to see the quite funny human Jon Stewart talking about this great find.

Monday, January 9, 2012

We have transformed North America into an Eden for Crows


Wow! This front page article at the Merc has everything. It has Larry Ellison (who is admired by all crows). The online version of the article has great pictures. And it has great quotes:
The intelligent, opportunistic birds are in the midst of a decades-long population surge and territorial expansion.
We have transformed North America into an Eden for crows with a nearly perfect arrangement of nesting and feeding habitat
People who are bothered by crows may need to look in the mirror, for it is human behavior -- wastefulness, in particular -- that enables them to thrive
Finally we Crows are getting the attention we deserve.