Batter Blaster

Another brilliant human invention.
Just shake, point, blast and cook. Cleaning up is easy too.

Humans invent hydrogenated lard

In Walmart you can buy a a 25 pound bucket of hydrogenated lard.

Oreo Dessert Pizza

This looks good. Combining two of human's greatest inventions, the pizza and the biscuit.

Chocolate is good for you

A daily dose of dark chocolate may help reduce the symptoms of chronic fatigue syndrome.

Study leader Professor Steve Atkin, an expert in endocrinology, said the idea for the study came after a patient reported feeling much better after swapping her normal milk chocolate for dark chocolate with a high cocoa solid content. He decided to see if other patients would benefit and carried out a trial of 10 patients who received a daily dose - 45g - of dark chocolate or white chocolate dyed to look like dark chocolate for two months.

Drinking is good for you

A new study in rats shows that moderate alcohol consumption can improve memory. Clearly humans (and crows) are more complex than rats so I would expect the effect to be more pronounced. Cheers!

How to write my name

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The top ten inventions by humans

I am not human, but they have done some clever stuff. Here are the top ten inventions by humans.

• fast food
• brewing
• guns and explosives
• amplification
• cities
• the tea bag
• the spray can (whipped cream, paint, shaving foam...)
• umbrella
• swiss army knife
• the microwave oven